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Caption Contest #1: World Leader fun
#1
Welcome to the Caption Contest. Every week myself (or one of the mods) will post a picture. All members then will be able to post a funny or weird caption to the picture. At the end of the week, I'll pick a winner and start a new contest.

To start off, in honor of the Olympics, lets have some Sino-American fun:
[Image: Hu_Jintao_Bush.jpg]

Enjoy...
Ford: Don't worry, I trust them to the end of the Earth.
Arthur: And how long is that?
Ford: About 12 minutes.
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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[Image: Hu_Jintao_Bush.jpg]
Hu Jintao: You want some advice on how to increase you approval ratings? I'll show you how my approval rating is 100%.
Man, off screen: It's 99.9 now.
Hu Jintao: Kill him.
(sound of someone getting killed)
Hu Jintao: As I said, my approval rating is 100%.
Here is where my signature begins...

And here is where my signature ends. What, were you expecting more?
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#3
[Image: Hu_Jintao_Bush.jpg]
Communist dictator or not, Hu Jintao's approval ratings went into the toilet everytime he was invited to the White House.
It's always a good night for a walk.
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[Image: Hu_Jintao_Bush.jpg]

President Bush: Oh, so you wanna shake hands again, eh Commie-buddy Hu?

Hu Jintao: No, I want you to give toilet paper.

President Bush: You want WHO (pronounced "Hu", get it?) to give toilet paper, and is it for your country?

Hu Jintao: No, I want YOU to give toilet paper, and it's not for my country, it's for ME - now - because I'm finished using your fancy American bathroom facilities now, and need to do the "paperwork" to clean up the "end" of this session, please?

President Bush: Well I'll be darned and horn-swaggled; you "soiled" the White House furniture that is antique and priceless artifacts.

Hu Jintao: Oh... so sorry. Your American food goes RIGHT through me!

Laugh
When I was young, I did a lot of stupid things.Blushing
Now that I'm much older and wiser... I'm REALLY "paying" for those "youthful indiscretions" I did so long ago!Cry
If I had it all to do over again... I would, in a heartbeat - they were FUN!!!YesLaugh

Where ever you may be, that's where you are - you can never run away from yourself, so deal with it, and stop your whining!Dry
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#5
[Image: Hu_Jintao_Bush.jpg]
Bush: Hey, we got the same tie!

or

Bush: Hey, could you come down to a Chinese Restaurant with me, 'cause I can NEVER figure out what they're saying to me.
T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"
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(11-06-2008, 06:59 PM)VulcanStevens Wrote: [Image: Hu_Jintao_Bush.jpg]
Bush: Hey, we got the same tie!

or

Bush: Hey, could you come down to a Chinese Restaurant with me, 'cause I can NEVER figure out what they're saying to me.

LOL VulcanStevens... that second one is great!!!LaughYes
When I was young, I did a lot of stupid things.Blushing
Now that I'm much older and wiser... I'm REALLY "paying" for those "youthful indiscretions" I did so long ago!Cry
If I had it all to do over again... I would, in a heartbeat - they were FUN!!!YesLaugh

Where ever you may be, that's where you are - you can never run away from yourself, so deal with it, and stop your whining!Dry
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