Star Wars pants lines


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Star Wars pants lines
#1
This is something I've always liked, the old replace the word with pants in lines from the Star Wars movies.

Something like this:
"May the Pants be with you"
If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. ~ St. Clement of Alexandra
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#2
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
Ford: Don't worry, I trust them to the end of the Earth.
Arthur: And how long is that?
Ford: About 12 minutes.
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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#3
In my pants, there's no such thing as luck
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#4
I am altering your pants. Pray I alter them no further.
"We all change when you think about it, we're all different people, all through our lives, and that's okay, that’s good you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be." -Eleventh Doctor
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#5
Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
Fry: "What was the purpose of life, anyway?"
Farnsworth: "Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit."
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#6
I felt a tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the pants of my former master. -Vader
Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Me: "Let me guess, they saw Jar Jar Binks for the first time?" Wink
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#7
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

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#8
Lost his pants Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. -Yoda
T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"
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#9
You must join me Obi-Wan and together we will destroy the pants!
"We all change when you think about it, we're all different people, all through our lives, and that's okay, that’s good you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be." -Eleventh Doctor
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#10
Stay on pants... STAY ON PANTS...
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#11
Windu: But which was destroyed: the master or his pants?
Ich tue, was ich tun will
I do what I want to do
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#12
Vader: Your pants are weak, old man!
I am dead but I must still go to work. -The Sixth Sense
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#13
Watch your pants kid or you'll find yourself floating home! -Han Solo
T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"
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#14
Vader: You are unwise to lower your pants!
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#15
Search your pants Luke. You know it to be true. -Vader
Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Me: "Let me guess, they saw Jar Jar Binks for the first time?" Wink
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