Caption Contest #16: Get out!


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Caption Contest #16: Get out!
#1
It was time to say goodbye to the old contest. Cry

There were may good captions last time around, but the winner was LukeSkywalker21078 with:
(04-29-2010, 11:44 AM)LukeSkywalker21078 Wrote: [Image: abdullahkhamenei.jpg]
Abdullah: Hey, ever hear the one about the Ayatollah and the enema hose?
Khamenei (thinking): God, please kill me now.

Anyway, here's the new image, with Gorbachev and Yeltsin:
[Image: gorbachevwithyeltsin.jpg]
Caption Away!
Here is where my signature begins...

And here is where my signature ends. What, were you expecting more?
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#2
[Image: gorbachevwithyeltsin.jpg]
Yeltsin: You have to get rid of that thing on your forehead, it drives me nuts already!
I am dead but I must still go to work. -The Sixth Sense
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#3
[Image: gorbachevwithyeltsin.jpg]
Yeltsin: I'm sorry, Gorbachev, your Discover Card has been declined!
Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Me: "Let me guess, they saw Jar Jar Binks for the first time?" Wink
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#4
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Yeltsin: Get out of here, this is my throne now. And gimme some vodka, dammit!
T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"
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#5
Cool, thanks for the win. Happy
[Image: gorbachevwithyeltsin.jpg]
Gorbachev: Hey, can't you wait your turn, I'm still reading!
Ich tue, was ich tun will
I do what I want to do
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#6
[Image: gorbachevwithyeltsin.jpg]
Yeltsin: Hurry up, pull my finger.
Fry: "What was the purpose of life, anyway?"
Farnsworth: "Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit."
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#7
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*Yeltsin farts*
Gorbachev: Ugh, for God's sake, must you stand under my nose and do that?! It smells like something is rotting in there. *gags*
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#8
[Image: gorbachevwithyeltsin.jpg]
Yeltsin: Let's dance.
Gorbachev: Are you drunk again? I'm in the middle of a meeting here!
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#9
[Image: gorbachevwithyeltsin.jpg]
*Yeltsin walks up, unzips and starts peeing on the podium*
Gorbachev: Oh for god's sake, can't you use a toilet like everyone else?
Insert colorful quote here
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#10
[Image: gorbachevwithyeltsin.jpg]
Yeltsin: That thing on your forehead just blinked at me. I hate it. Ever considered removing it? Or at least wearing a topee?
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#11
[Image: gorbachevwithyeltsin.jpg]
Yeltsin: Toilet's back up again.
Gorbachev: For god's sake, use a plunger! I'm in the middle of a meeting here!
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#12
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Yeltsin: You smell
Gorbachev: Oh, you can talk! Good god, when's the last time you washed?
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