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Caption Contest #15: Strange Visitors
#1
Figured it was time for a new contest. Yes

The winner of the previous contest was DarthTrip101 with:
(04-20-2010, 12:24 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote: [Image: bushcomedy.jpg]
A minor diplomatic incident occurred when Bush thought he was getting a blow job from the Turkish ambassador.

Anyway, here's the new image, of our old 'friend' Khamenei with King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia:
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Caption Away!
Here is where my signature begins...

And here is where my signature ends. What, were you expecting more?
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#2
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King Abdullah: Come, I'll show you what "drilling for oil" is allll about...
Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Me: "Let me guess, they saw Jar Jar Binks for the first time?" Wink
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#3
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Abdullah: I've always liked Iranian women. The first girl to ever let me give her a Cleveland Steamer was from Qom.
Khamenei: *grits teeth*
Fry: "What was the purpose of life, anyway?"
Farnsworth: "Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit."
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#4
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Abdullah: So two Persians and an Arab walk into a bar... what? You heard that one before?
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#5
^ Hysterical Hysterical
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Abdullah: I better keep one foot on my rugs with all you Persians around, am I right?
T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"
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#6
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Abdullah: Hey, ever hear the one about the Ayatollah and the enema hose?
Khamenei (thinking): God, please kill me now.
Ich tue, was ich tun will
I do what I want to do
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#7
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Abdullah: Sh'ias are wrong.
Khamenei: No, Sunnis are wrong.
Abdullah: No, Sh'ias are wrong.
Khamenei: No, Sunnis are wrong.
Abdullah: Are you as turned on right now as I am?
Khamenei: Absolutely!
*they start making out*
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#8
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Abdullah: I better watch my embassy with all you Iranians around, right?
Khamenei (thinking): Don't shoot yourself, he'll stop soon, don't shoot yourself, he'll stop soon...
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#9
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Abdullah: Hey, you want to see my impression of your tiny president?
Khamenei: Censored
"Will somebody please get this big, walking carpet out of my way?"
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#10
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Khamenei: Censored
Abdullah: What?
Khamenei: I'm in another caption this contest! I'm going to be bombarded with tons of gay, pee, fart and dick jokes! Oh Allah, what must I do to end this torment?
In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
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#11
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King Abdullah: Here's a joke Clinton once told me, it's about the women who went to the Doctor's office and she said "Doctor, I'm sick", and he asks "well, what's wrong" and she said "Well, I don't know" and the Doctor said "Let me take your temperature though your ass". Well, she gets up on the table, he gets behind her and she starts going "oooh, ahhh". She then says "Hey Doctor, that ain't my ass" and he says "Yeah, well, that ain't my thermometer either"! HA! HA! HA! Laugh
(Khamenei gets up, walks over to telephone and picks up)
Khamenei: Yes, Israel, you win. Just get this Censored King and his bad jokes outta here!
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#12
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Abdullah: *sniffs air* I think Grandpa needs his diaper changed.
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#13
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Where will YOU be when diarrhea returns?
I'm too cool to have a sig Wink
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#14
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Khamenei: That Saudi king is such an idiot, with all his American-loving oil and... he's sitting right there isn't he? Damn
Insert colorful quote here
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#15
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Abdullah: Hey, why do you call your country Iran? That name sounds like some kind of expensive Apple-made running shoe.
Khamenei: *grrrr*
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