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Caption Contest #12: Unlimited Power
Time for the first caption contest of 2010! Biggrin

The winner of the previous contest was master_of_the_force with this:
(11-29-2009, 02:11 PM)master_of_the_force Wrote: [Image: mctonguepic.jpg]
Karl Rove's last order to McCain was to kick Obama's ass but McCain misheard and thought the order was to lick Obama's ass.

Anyway, here's the new image, with our favorite evil guy (and Vladimir Putin too Wink )
[Image: putinbenedict.jpg]
Caption Away!
Here is where my signature begins...

And here is where my signature ends. What, were you expecting more?
[Image: putinbenedict.jpg]
Pope: Wow, just what I've always wanted, a rod of Polonium.
Fry: "What was the purpose of life, anyway?"
Farnsworth: "Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit."
[Image: putinbenedict.jpg]
Putin: One Swedish-made enlarger pump.
Pope: (blushing) That's not mine.
Putin: One warranty card for Swedish-made enlarger pump filled out by Benedict XVI.
Pope: I swear, this kinda stuff isn't my bag.
Putin: One book: "Swedish-made enlarger pump and me: This sort of thing is my bag, baby" by Benedict XVI. (sigh) Just sign the form.
I am dead but I must still go to work. -The Sixth Sense
[Image: putinbenedict.jpg]
Pope: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Vladimir, these are nice, but I was hoping you were gonna bring me an iPod instead!
[Image: putinbenedict.jpg]
Pope: To ensure the continuing security and stability of the world, I shall reorganize the church into the first Galactic EMPIRE!
Putin: Boring, I did that 10 years ago.
I'm too cool to have a sig Wink
[Image: putinbenedict.jpg]
Putin: I heard you didn't have one of these, so I brought you a special edition copy of "The DaVinci Code".
[Image: putinbenedict.jpg]
Putin: So exactly how long was hell frozen over for after the Red Sox championship?
[Image: putinbenedict.jpg]
Pope: Oh, just what I've always wanted, another Bible. Rolleyes
Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Me: "Let me guess, they saw Jar Jar Binks for the first time?" Wink
[Image: putinbenedict.jpg]
Putin: You know I've seen these before. I believe Tom Hanks was studying the messages engraved on this thinga -ma ghee. Is this the real deal?
Ich tue, was ich tun will
I do what I want to do
[Image: putinbenedict.jpg]
Pope: So what do we do tonight, Putin?
Putin: The same thing we do every night, Ben, we try to take over the world!

*Cue Pinky and the Brain theme song*
They're Putin and The Pope,
Yes, Putin and The Pope.
One is infallible, the other's insane.
They're not taught to act nice,
Their souls have been diced.
They're Putin and The Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope,
Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope.

Before each night is done,
their plan will be unfurled,
by the dawning of the sun,
they'll take over the world.

They're Putin and The Pope
Yes, Putin and The Pope
Their twilight campaign is easy to explain.
To prove their religious worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're Putin and The Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope,
Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope.
I aim to misbehave.


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