Easy ways to get yourself killed in the Star Wars galaxy


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Easy ways to get yourself killed in the Star Wars galaxy
comedy of course
#1
Shocked 
Me and a few threads were laughing about this, and I had to post this. What do you think are some funny ways to get yourself killed easily in the Star Wars galaxy?

-Play baseball with a thermal detonator.
-Be a TIE Fighter pilot
-Smoke too many death sticks

Any others?
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#2
Be in charge of a Star Destroyer & mess up

Diss the Force in front of Vader

Fly around in circles around the Sarlaac pit with a speeder trying to see how many times you can do it without falling in.
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#3
-Juggling with lightsabers.
-Using a lightsaber to scratch that hard to reach spot on your back.
-And the killer: Beat Chewbacca at chess!
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And here is where my signature ends. What, were you expecting more?
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#4
Run down the hallway of an Imperial ship screaming, "Long live the rebellion!"

Walk into Skywalker Ranch dressed as Captain Kirk.
Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Me: "Let me guess, they saw Jar Jar Binks for the first time?" Wink
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#5
Hold your lightsaber in the wrong direction when you turn it on. Wink

Tell Han he didn't really shoot Greedo first.

Reveal yourself as Jar Jar's #1 fan.
I aim to misbehave.
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#6
tell vader that your lightsaber is bigger than his.
get drunk and make a pass at jaaba
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#7
When Vader confronts you about a problem start screaming "It's not my fault!" repeatedly.

Tell Palpatine he has an ugly nose.
"Will somebody please get this big, walking carpet out of my way?"
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#8
Tell Boba Fett he sucks.

Dress up like a Sith and walk into the Jedi temple.

Steal Vader's TIE Interceptor and take it for a joyride.
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#9
Turn on your lightsaber when it's pointing the wrong direction.

Be in the same building as Borsk Fey'lya in Star by Star Wink
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#10
Tell Vader he's stupid

Tell the Emperor about skin cream

Charge the Emperor's personal account with tons of adult telephone calls/porn.
I am dead but I must still go to work. -The Sixth Sense
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#11
Walk though the corridors of the Death Star with a big sign that says "Collecting donations for the Rebellion".

Let Jar Jar play with a lightsaber or any other weapon.
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#12
tell yoda size matters

throw a frog at sebulba

knock on darth vader's helmet and say "hello, is anybody in there"
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.
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#13
Tell Chewie that you killed Han Solo.

Make out with Padme in front of Anakin.
Fry: "What was the purpose of life, anyway?"
Farnsworth: "Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit."
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#14
Hold an Ewok convention on a Star Destroyer.

Step on Darth Vader's cape while walking behind him.

Tell Jabba the truth about his breath.
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#15
Ask Palps if he wears underwear under his robes.

Ask Vader if his... manly stuff was burned off on Mustafar.
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