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Easy ways to get yourself killed in the Star Wars galaxy
comedy of course
Me and a few threads were laughing about this, and I had to post this. What do you think are some funny ways to get yourself killed easily in the Star Wars galaxy?

-Play baseball with a thermal detonator.
-Be a TIE Fighter pilot
-Smoke too many death sticks

Any others?
Be in charge of a Star Destroyer & mess up

Diss the Force in front of Vader

Fly around in circles around the Sarlaac pit with a speeder trying to see how many times you can do it without falling in.
-Juggling with lightsabers.
-Using a lightsaber to scratch that hard to reach spot on your back.
-And the killer: Beat Chewbacca at chess!
Here is where my signature begins...

And here is where my signature ends. What, were you expecting more?
Run down the hallway of an Imperial ship screaming, "Long live the rebellion!"

Walk into Skywalker Ranch dressed as Captain Kirk.
Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Me: "Let me guess, they saw Jar Jar Binks for the first time?" Wink
Hold your lightsaber in the wrong direction when you turn it on. Wink

Tell Han he didn't really shoot Greedo first.

Reveal yourself as Jar Jar's #1 fan.
I aim to misbehave.
tell vader that your lightsaber is bigger than his.
get drunk and make a pass at jaaba
When Vader confronts you about a problem start screaming "It's not my fault!" repeatedly.

Tell Palpatine he has an ugly nose.
"Will somebody please get this big, walking carpet out of my way?"
Tell Boba Fett he sucks.

Dress up like a Sith and walk into the Jedi temple.

Steal Vader's TIE Interceptor and take it for a joyride.
Turn on your lightsaber when it's pointing the wrong direction.

Be in the same building as Borsk Fey'lya in Star by Star Wink
Tell Vader he's stupid

Tell the Emperor about skin cream

Charge the Emperor's personal account with tons of adult telephone calls/porn.
I am dead but I must still go to work. -The Sixth Sense
Walk though the corridors of the Death Star with a big sign that says "Collecting donations for the Rebellion".

Let Jar Jar play with a lightsaber or any other weapon.
tell yoda size matters

throw a frog at sebulba

knock on darth vader's helmet and say "hello, is anybody in there"
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.
Tell Chewie that you killed Han Solo.

Make out with Padme in front of Anakin.
Fry: "What was the purpose of life, anyway?"
Farnsworth: "Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit."
Hold an Ewok convention on a Star Destroyer.

Step on Darth Vader's cape while walking behind him.

Tell Jabba the truth about his breath.
Ask Palps if he wears underwear under his robes.

Ask Vader if his... manly stuff was burned off on Mustafar.


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