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Easy ways to get yourself killed in the Star Wars galaxy
comedy of course
#16
Glad to see this is popular Happy Here's more from me:

-Miss when you shoot someone seated a metre from you in a bar. Wink
-Be as clumsy as you are stupid
-Get in Boba Fett's way or tell him that his father was a wuss
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#17
Take a Star Destroyer out for a joyride.

Tell a 'yo momma so fat' joke to Jabba the Hutt.

Say "Darth Vader is a mama's boy" over Death Star intercom.

Press random buttons on Vader's stomach control panel.
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#18
Be a storm trooper on Endor. Ohmy

During the middle of a duel with Darth Maul, turn around, bend over, spank your own butt, and ask: "Do I make you horny?"
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#19
Put a sign saying "Kick Me" on the back of Palpatine.

Tell Jabba that you don't have the money.
I am dead but I must still go to work. -The Sixth Sense
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#20
Run up to Vader and start pressing the buttons on his chestbox. Wink

Fondle Padme in front of Anakin.

Say some "Your momma is so ...." jokes around Anakin.
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#21
-If you're a guy, dance naked in front of Jabba.

-Talk to Calo Nord from KOTOR. He'll kill you for talking to him.

-Piss Vader off.

-Shave Chewbacca while he's sleeping.
In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
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#22
Moon Jabba the Hutt

Be the first stormtrooper through a smoky door

Confront Palpatine in AOTC and tell him you know his secret
Ich tue, was ich tun will
I do what I want to do
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#23
Dress up as a stormtrooper and scare Leia while she's got a blaster.

Get drunk and try to pilot a Star Destroyer.

Put superglue on the bottoms of Vader's boots.
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#24
Play the drums on Vader's helmet

Try to use the Jedi mindtrick on Sidious

Tell Vader you killed Padme
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#25
have a lightsaber duel over molten lava.
storm into the throne room and slap the emperor hard across his face while calling him a dirty old rotten man.
tell jabba (with an italian accent) "i aint gonna pay you's another dime!"
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#26
Say "Tusken Raider" to Darth Vader... or go up to Aayla Secura, and say "you're ugly." Biggrin
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#27
Go surfing on Mustafar.

Shout "Luke Skywalker Rocks!" on the bridge of the Executor.

Point a gun at Han Solo.
I aim to misbehave.
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#28
Tell the emperor that he does not have power.

Walk under an AT-AT while forgetting it has legs (CRUSH!!!) lol
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#29
Jump to hyperspace in front of a Planet or Moon.

Tell Darth Maul that you're the apprentice Palpatine has been secretly training to replace him.

Grab and yank on Darth Vader's cape.
Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Me: "Let me guess, they saw Jar Jar Binks for the first time?" Wink
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#30
Tell Han he didn't really shoot Greedo first.
Ask to work on the Empire's new superweapon.
Reveal yourself as Jar Jar #1 fan.
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