Caption Contest #10: I ran


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Caption Contest #10: I ran
#1
Time for a new caption contest Biggrin

The winner of the previous contest was Qui-Gon Jinn with:
(09-03-2009, 05:42 PM)Qui-Gon Jinn Wrote: [Image: billhillary1.jpg]
Hillary: I swear to God if you don't take your hand off my ass, I'll kick you so hard in your North Korea, your Kim Jong Ils will stay red for weeks.

Anyway, here's the new image, of our "favorite" Iranian guys:
[Image: mahmoudahmadinejad001.jpg]
Caption Away!
Here is where my signature begins...

And here is where my signature ends. What, were you expecting more?
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#2
[Image: mahmoudahmadinejad001.jpg]
Khamenei: He's following me again, isn't he? He's like a dog humping your leg.
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#3
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Ahmadinejad: What do we do tonight, Khamenei?
Khamenei: What we try to do every night, Mahmoud, we try to take over the world!
*Cue Pinky and the Brain theme music*
[Image: wenty321_1.jpg]
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#4
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Khamenei: Mahmoud, that better not be your other hand on my ass.
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#5
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Khamenei: Mahmoud, do good and I'll let you feel what being the Supreme Leader is like tonight... Wink
(Yeah, I got a dirty mind. Sue me.)
I am dead but I must still go to work. -The Sixth Sense
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#6
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Khamenei: Ah great, not another caption this contest with me in it! Oh Allah, what have I done to deserve this punishment?
In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
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#7
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Khamenei: Mahmoud, I may have helped you to steal the election, but if you don't take your hand off my ass, I swear to Allah I'll kick you so hard in your family jewels, your 72 virgins will be sorely disappointed.
I'm too cool to have a sig Wink
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#8
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Ahmadinejad: I think the Ayatollah has some 'uranium enrichment' going on, if you know what I mean. Wink
I aim to misbehave.
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#9
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Ahmadinejad: I'd liked to steal his election, if you know what I mean.
Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Me: "Let me guess, they saw Jar Jar Binks for the first time?" Wink
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#10
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Iranian official: (off-screen) No, no, no, Mr. President. The Ayatollah doesn't care about those holes.
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#11
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Khamenei: Hey, where's my armrest, err, I mean the president?
Fry: "What was the purpose of life, anyway?"
Farnsworth: "Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit."
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#12
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Ahmadinejad: I'd like to hold his embassy hostage, if you catch my drift.
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#13
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Khamenei: (thinking) You know, Ahmadinejad, you're the reason I cry every night.
If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. ~ St. Clement of Alexandra
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#14
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khamenei: (thinking) don't kill yourself, he'll stop talking soon. don't kill yourself, he'll stop talking soon.
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#15
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Khamenei: Mahmoud, I know you're always good for a reach-around, but this is neither the time or the place!
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