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Caption Contest #9: Stop it!
#1
New month, new caption contest Biggrin

It was a hard choice, but the winner of the previous contest was DarthTrip101 with:
(07-21-2009, 05:11 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote: [Image: turkishbritishgroup.jpg]
AP caption: As the crowd waited for the historic speech, they were instead treated to Her Majesty belching the British national anthem, in full, as a stunned and horrified Prince Philip watched.
(though I'm not sure Prince Philip would be horrified at that Wink )

Anyway, here's the new image, our favorite first couple:
[Image: billhillary1.jpg]
Caption Away!
Here is where my signature begins...

And here is where my signature ends. What, were you expecting more?
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#2
[Image: billhillary1.jpg]
Hillery: Move your hand or I'll tort-reform your ass.
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#3
Cool, I win! Biggrin

[Image: billhillary1.jpg]
Bill knew there was a problem when he caught himself checking out Hillary's neckline.
I am dead but I must still go to work. -The Sixth Sense
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#4
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Bill: I'd like a piece of that ass tonight.
Hillary: Only if you call me in the hotel bar when you're finished.
Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Me: "Let me guess, they saw Jar Jar Binks for the first time?" Wink
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#5
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Hillary: I swear to God if you don't take your hand off my ass, I'll kick you so hard in your North Korea, your Kim Jong Ils will stay red for weeks.
If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. ~ St. Clement of Alexandra
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#6
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Bill: When's the last time we had sex?
Hillary: I don't know, how old is Chelsea?
T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"
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#7
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Hillary: (low voice) You go off-script again, and I'll correct that bend in your manly area with a crow bar!
Fry: "What was the purpose of life, anyway?"
Farnsworth: "Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit."
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#8
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Hillary: What did you offer Kim Jong Il to get those two reporters back?
Bill: What did you do to Obama to make him pick you as Secretary of State? Wink
I aim to misbehave.
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#9
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Bill: If you ever become president, can I have first pick at interns?
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#10
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Bill: Does that coat stain easily?
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#11
(09-09-2009, 10:31 PM)Quest21 Wrote: [Image: billhillary1.jpg]
Bill: Does that coat stain easily?
Hillary: Yeah, it's stained with annoying husband at the moment.
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#12
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Hillary: I love you.
Bill: What was that, Hill? I was just think of that Michelle Obama, I wanna break me off a piece of that.
I'm too cool to have a sig Wink
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#13
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Bill: (strained) You know, if you squeeze it any harder you're gonna break it off.
Hillary: Shut it bitch, you liked it when Monica did it.
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#14
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Bill: Don't worry, when Daddy's done with her, she'll make us dinner.
Hillary: (gritting teeth) She better.
[Image: wenty321_1.jpg]
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