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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
You don't eat cheese.

Why are people generally stupid?
Because stupid is the new clever.

Why do I eat cheese?
Ford: Don't worry, I trust them to the end of the Earth.
Arthur: And how long is that?
Ford: About 12 minutes.
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Because it was there.

How do you enter a box?
With a large hammer. Wink

Why is there so many questions about cheese here?
I am dead but I must still go to work. -The Sixth Sense
Because the moon is made of it Wink

Why do people spam?
Here is where my signature begins...

And here is where my signature ends. What, were you expecting more?
They like to see you cry.

Why does hairspray catch on fire?
Because it has cheese in it Tongue

Why do matches make fire?
Fry: "What was the purpose of life, anyway?"
Farnsworth: "Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit."
Because you touch yourself at night.Yoda-silly

How many people can be in a threesome?
T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"
Around 100.

If I jump a shark, will that be counted as "Jumping the Shark"?
Ich tue, was ich tun will
I do what I want to do


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