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#91
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava all over the sun. Then the sun burned out and everything went cold. Al Roker took his stick and started beating a nearby tornado with it. At that moment, the tornado got angry and sucked up Al Roker but he was too fat to be moved. The tornado started cussing at Al Roker for giving the wrong weather report yesterday. Al Roker was then joined by Drew Carey who burped really loudly and knocked over everybody. Then the dog started to bark at his wiener which was on fire. At that moment, the Zionist regime nuked Iran with huge missile with a big rubber ball and chain attached. The Iranian president
Ford: Don't worry, I trust them to the end of the Earth.
Arthur: And how long is that?
Ford: About 12 minutes.
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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#92
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava all over the sun. Then the sun burned out and everything went cold. Al Roker took his stick and started beating a nearby tornado with it. At that moment, the tornado got angry and sucked up Al Roker but he was too fat to be moved. The tornado started cussing at Al Roker for giving the wrong weather report yesterday. Al Roker was then joined by Drew Carey who burped really loudly and knocked over everybody. Then the dog started to bark at his wiener which was on fire. At that moment, the Zionist regime nuked Iran with huge missile with a big rubber ball and chain attached. The Iranian president played the bongo's
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Dad wants us to pick up where he left off, you know killing things saving people, the family business
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#93
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava all over the sun. Then the sun burned out and everything went cold. Al Roker took his stick and started beating a nearby tornado with it. At that moment, the tornado got angry and sucked up Al Roker but he was too fat to be moved. The tornado started cussing at Al Roker for giving the wrong weather report yesterday. Al Roker was then joined by Drew Carey who burped really loudly and knocked over everybody. Then the dog started to bark at his wiener which was on fire. At that moment, the Zionist regime nuked Iran with huge missile with a big rubber ball and chain attached. The Iranian president played the bongo's and smoked cracked
If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. ~ St. Clement of Alexandra
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#94
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava all over the sun. Then the sun burned out and everything went cold. Al Roker took his stick and started beating a nearby tornado with it. At that moment, the tornado got angry and sucked up Al Roker but he was too fat to be moved. The tornado started cussing at Al Roker for giving the wrong weather report yesterday. Al Roker was then joined by Drew Carey who burped really loudly and knocked over everybody. Then the dog started to bark at his wiener which was on fire. At that moment, the Zionist regime nuked Iran with huge missile with a big rubber ball and chain attached. The Iranian president played the bongo's and smoked cracked while dancing naked.
T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"
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#95
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava all over the sun. Then the sun burned out and everything went cold. Al Roker took his stick and started beating a nearby tornado with it. At that moment, the tornado got angry and sucked up Al Roker but he was too fat to be moved. The tornado started cussing at Al Roker for giving the wrong weather report yesterday. Al Roker was then joined by Drew Carey who burped really loudly and knocked over everybody. Then the dog started to bark at his wiener which was on fire. At that moment, the Zionist regime nuked Iran with huge missile with a big rubber ball and chain attached. The Iranian president played the bongo's and smoked cracked while dancing naked. He showed the
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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#96
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava all over the sun. Then the sun burned out and everything went cold. Al Roker took his stick and started beating a nearby tornado with it. At that moment, the tornado got angry and sucked up Al Roker but he was too fat to be moved. The tornado started cussing at Al Roker for giving the wrong weather report yesterday. Al Roker was then joined by Drew Carey who burped really loudly and knocked over everybody. Then the dog started to bark at his wiener which was on fire. At that moment, the Zionist regime nuked Iran with huge missile with a big rubber ball and chain attached. The Iranian president played the bongo's and smoked cracked while dancing naked. He showed the world his weapon
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