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#46
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the
T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"
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#47
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker
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#48
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really
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#49
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone
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#50
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears
Fry: "What was the purpose of life, anyway?"
Farnsworth: "Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit."
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#51
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew
In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
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#52
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a
Ford: Don't worry, I trust them to the end of the Earth.
Arthur: And how long is that?
Ford: About 12 minutes.
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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#53
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby
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#54
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava
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#55
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava all over the

(Hey, this looks fun! Biggrin )
This signature is intentionally left blank. Deal with it, I can't think of anything better to put here, dammit!
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#56
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava all over the sun. Then the
In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
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#57
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava all over the sun. Then the sun burned out
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#58
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava all over the sun. Then the sun burned out and everything went
I aim to misbehave.
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#59
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava all over the sun. Then the sun burned out and everything went cold. Al Roker
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#60
One day a blue Cow had decided to jump across a road into a truck. When he hit, the truck crashed into a telephone booth where a man was arguing with his dog about what brand of dog food he's been eating. The truck then fell off a very shallow cliff into a barn where a cow was trying to sleep. He awoke pretty pissed off and started yelling at the truck. The dog tried to shut him up but the truck then exploded and everyone is thrown into a nearby pond. The blue Cow then got up and ran away. The angry cow pulled out a gun and started shooting at everyone. Then Al Roker appeared and sat on the dog who yelled like a girl. Now the guy pulled out a bazooka and and shot the cow. Al Roker then burped really loudly and everyone covered their ears as water flew everywhere. Then a volcano exploded nearby and threw lava all over the sun. Then the sun burned out and everything went cold. Al Roker took his stick
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