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When you walk into a crowded room
#46
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(04-09-2009, 03:22 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote:
(04-08-2009, 09:48 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote:
(04-08-2009, 02:59 PM)master_of_the_force Wrote: Do it, NOW dammit!!! :pirate

OK! What am I supposed to do!!! :angry

Perhaps we should find Thimmel, he'll know what to do!

Yes Yes, I know what to do... RUN with it, guys and gals!!!Haha

Ohmy Darn it... Realmad no "eek-out" smiley!!!Cry Oh well, at least I could (above) stick my tongue out,give the "moose ears" taunting wave-wiggle, and say, "Naw-ny, naw-ny, nanners!!!" at you all, right?!!! I'm-m-m-m-m-m BACK!!!DevilSmokeFyouChairHaha Give up NOW?!!!Surrender

(04-13-2009, 05:04 PM)VulcanStevens Wrote:
(04-09-2009, 03:22 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote:
(04-08-2009, 09:48 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote:
(04-08-2009, 02:59 PM)master_of_the_force Wrote: Do it, NOW dammit!!! Pirate

OK! What am I supposed to do!!! Angry

Perhaps we should find Thimmel, he'll know what to do!

I've shot him a PM. Smile

Hey, someone just took a "SHOT" (in a PM) at me - I heard the bullet whistle past my HEAD!!!Blink

RED ALERT... raise shields...lock ALL weapons... FIRE!!!

LOL!!!

I guess I'm number 46 to post here - who will be #100?!!!Rolleyes
When I was young, I did a lot of stupid things.Blushing
Now that I'm much older and wiser... I'm REALLY "paying" for those "youthful indiscretions" I did so long ago!Cry
If I had it all to do over again... I would, in a heartbeat - they were FUN!!!YesLaugh

Where ever you may be, that's where you are - you can never run away from yourself, so deal with it, and stop your whining!Dry
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#47
(04-13-2009, 05:04 PM)VulcanStevens Wrote:
(04-09-2009, 03:22 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote:
(04-08-2009, 09:48 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote:
(04-08-2009, 02:59 PM)master_of_the_force Wrote: Do it, NOW dammit!!! Pirate

OK! What am I supposed to do!!! Angry

Perhaps we should find Thimmel, he'll know what to do!

I've shot him a PM. Smile

Hey, watch when you shoot people PMs, you can take someone's eye out. And I'm the one who has to clean it up! Censored
Here is where my signature begins...

And here is where my signature ends. What, were you expecting more?
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#48
Wink 
LaughHyperHysterical Good one, EotD!!!Thumbsup

Look at this... someone "put my eye out" here?!!!Pirate <-- Note the eye-patch?

Wink <-- See without the eye-patch... NO eye?!!!

LOL!!!
When I was young, I did a lot of stupid things.Blushing
Now that I'm much older and wiser... I'm REALLY "paying" for those "youthful indiscretions" I did so long ago!Cry
If I had it all to do over again... I would, in a heartbeat - they were FUN!!!YesLaugh

Where ever you may be, that's where you are - you can never run away from yourself, so deal with it, and stop your whining!Dry
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#49
(04-08-2009, 09:48 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote:
(04-08-2009, 02:59 PM)master_of_the_force Wrote: Do it, NOW dammit!!! Pirate

OK! What am I supposed to do!!! Angry

Wait by the door for guys in white to show up. Do what they tell you to do and don't argue with them. They will take you to a 'fun house'
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#50
(04-14-2009, 07:03 PM)Wenty321 Wrote:
(04-08-2009, 09:48 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote:
(04-08-2009, 02:59 PM)master_of_the_force Wrote: Do it, NOW dammit!!! Pirate

OK! What am I supposed to do!!! Angry

Wait by the door for guys in white to show up. Do what they tell you to do and don't argue with them. They will take you to a 'fun house'

*Phone rings in mental institution*

Doctor: Hello, Dr Smith speaking, how can I help?
Wenty321: Hi, I wish to arrange for a member of an internet message board to be assessed by your team Doctor, I feel he needs serious help.
Doctor: Whats his name miss?
Wenty321: Eagle of the Desert3
Doctor: Is this a joke? We already have an Eagle of the Desert3 here, he has been a patient here for 10 years, he is locked in a padded cell and has no access to the internet.

*Somewhere else...*

*Eagle of the Desert3 wakes in his padded cell*

Nurse: Are you ok Eagle?
Eagle of the Desert3: I was dreaming... it was strange, I was part of a community of people who posted messages on an internet forum about Star Wars! What is this 'Internet' Nurse?
Nurse: Ummm... here have some more pills.
T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"
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#51
Doctor: I recommend a pre-frontal lobotomy. He's having the 'Galaxies Realm dream again... and this time he's think he's a moderator!
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#52
So Eagle of the Desert3 is a figment of our collective imaginations? That explains alot of things. Tongue

On the other hand...
VulcanStevens: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Doctor: What is it?
Vulcan: Enterprise got canceled!!!!
Doctor: She's having the Enterprise dream again.
Vulcan: Wait a minute... you're DrThimmel, aren't you?
Doctor: I don't know who this 'DrThimmel' is. My name is Dr. Terrell Himmelheber and this is my partner, Dr. Wenty Spencer.
Vulcan: No way, I KNOW YOU'RE DrThimmel and you're Wenty321. You're both part of a message board called Galaxies Realm.
Dr. Spencer: There is no such thing as 'Galaxies Realm'.
Vulcan: What about Starpaul20? Eagle of the Desert3? DarthTrip101? They're all members...
Dr. Himmelheber: You refer to Dr. Paul Bender, Dr. Alan Burnett and Dr. John Letzer. All of them are doctors here.
Vulcan: What about Enterprise Only? The forum for the fifth Star Trek...
Dr. Himmelheber: There is no fifth Star Trek series. There have only been four.
Vulcan: This can't be!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!
Dr. Spencer: Ms. Blalock, calm down!
Vulcan: What did you call me?
Dr. Spencer: I called you by your name, Jolene Blalock.
Vulcan: My name is Amanda Stevens!
Dr. Himmelheber: No, that's a name you made up. Your real name is Jolene Blalock.
Vulcan: That's impossible. She's on Enterprise... with the guy from Quantum Leap!
Dr. Spencer: No, she's you and there has never been a Star Trek named Enterprise, it's all in your mind.
Vulcan: NO! THAT can't be!!!!!
Dr. Spencer: I think she needs Electro-shock again.
Dr. Himmelheber: I agree
Ford: Don't worry, I trust them to the end of the Earth.
Arthur: And how long is that?
Ford: About 12 minutes.
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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#53
Hysterical Hysterical Hysterical Hysterical Hysterical

More from "The mind of an insane VulcanStevens"...

Vulcan: Please, I know Enterprise existed!
Dr. Wenty Spencer: Ms. Blalock, it doesn't exist!
Vulcan: I know it did!
Dr. Spencer: Take this test, if you pass, you're out.
Vulcan: Ok... question 1, Do I wet myself? Well, even the best of us have an occasional accident, so 'yes'. question 2, do you call the doctor 'Wenty321'? 'yes'...
Dr. Spencer: You failed! MEN!
Dr. John Letzer: Come on Jolene...
Dr. Paul Bender: Yes Jolene...
Vulcan: DarthTrip101, Starpaul20, please it's me, VulcanStevens!
Dr. Spencer: Be careful men, she wet her pants.
I am dead but I must still go to work. -The Sixth Sense
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#54
Lightning 
Dr. Himmelheber: I recommend Ms. Blalock gets a "Frontal Lobotomy" here.
ALL other Dr.s nod agreement...
Vulcan/Jolene: I want a "bottle in front of me" instead, doctors!
Dr. Bender: Oh no, it's worse than we thought; NOW she's having the Existentialist's Delusion and Plagiarism Psychosis too! Sad case, indeed.
Dr. Lester: Nurse, get the sedatives prepped and fire up the Brain Zapper machine... STAT!!!
Dr. Wenty: Ready... CLEAR!!!
ZAP!!!
*meanwhile, inside Vulcan's mind...*
Captain Archer shakes T'Pol awake!!!
Archer: Commander, are you alright?!
T'Pol: YesCaptain; I just had the strangest dream... and YOUwerethere, andsomeweird doctors and...
Archer:What are you talking about, Jolene... stick to the script?!
*A VOICE from off-screen shouts angrily...*
Director (Dr.? Wink ) Himmelheber: CUT cut cut!!!Realmad What were you thinking there, Jo?! Now we are WAY behind our production schedule for this episode! No wonder we are getting canceled after this season!
Jolene/Vulcan: NO-o-o-o-o-o-o...!!!
*Jolene collapses on the floor in fetal position, screaming - as Jolene's Agent runs on the set, shouting frantically...*
Agent Paul Bender (of Bender & Bender Agency): NOW you've done it! She JUST got out of rehab and the mental hospital, and now she's going to HAVE to go back again! (Turns to crouch over distressed Jolene) Are you okay, Jo... SPEAK to me?!
Jolene/Vulcan: I need to get on-line and post to my friends on the "message board" - NOW?!!!
Assistant Director Wenty: I have the mental hospital - Galaxies Realm Asylum - on the phone; they're sending a padded van RIGHT over!!!

To be continued...LaughHystericalErmmBlinkWacko
When I was young, I did a lot of stupid things.Blushing
Now that I'm much older and wiser... I'm REALLY "paying" for those "youthful indiscretions" I did so long ago!Cry
If I had it all to do over again... I would, in a heartbeat - they were FUN!!!YesLaugh

Where ever you may be, that's where you are - you can never run away from yourself, so deal with it, and stop your whining!Dry
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#55
this is so funny, i'm crying Hysterical Hysterical Hysterical
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#56
Dr. Himmelheber: I'm sorry, Ms. Blalock, we've had to resort to this.
Dr. Spencer: You need electro-shock, to stop you from having these delusions.
Vulcan: No... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*later...*
Dr. Spencer: Real or not? (holds up picture of George Washington)
Vulcan: Real
Dr. Spencer: Real or not? (holds up picture of Robin Hood)
Vulcan: Real
Dr. Spencer: Sorry Jolene, but recent evidence says Robin Hood did not exist. More electro-shock!
Vulcan: Wenty321, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Dr. Spencer: Sure you will. Now get to posting more in The Cantina!
Eagle of the Desert3: You heard the man.
Vulcan: Wait, I'm back!
Dr. Spencer: What? No, Jolene... *sticks her with a sedative*
Ford: Don't worry, I trust them to the end of the Earth.
Arthur: And how long is that?
Ford: About 12 minutes.
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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#57
LOL Hysterical Hysterical Hysterical Laugh Laugh

More of "The mind of an insane VulcanStevens" please, preferably with me in it!
Here is where my signature begins...

And here is where my signature ends. What, were you expecting more?
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#58
Vulcan: Yeah, I'll write him into it.

Dr. Spencer: Who are you talking to Jolene?

Vulcan: Eagle of the Desert3, why?

Dr. Himmelheber: More delusions...

Vulcan: Ah, Shut up. *Kicks Dr. Himmelheber in the balls*

Dr. Himmelheber: Nice try, but i've been kicked too many times down there for it to affect me.

Dr. Spencer: We need the Professor on Psychopaths.

Professor Alan Burnett: Somebody call for me?

Vulcan: I don't believe it! You're Eagle of the Desert3!

TO BE CONTINUED...
T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"
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#59
Wink 
Hysterical

I just LOVE you "guys and dolls" - sorry, my sister is directing "Guys & Dolls" at CSUF/Cal State University Fullerton, and I saw it!!!Thumbsup

Parody-licious stuff here...keep it coming!!!Yes

One thing...PLEASE, no more "kicking me in the balls" okay?!!!ConfusedOhmyBlinkCry ~ No

That really HURTS!!!WackoErmmCryPinchFranticFaint

Ask Paul, I think it's actually written in the TOS - "NO "kicking in balls" of fellow (male) members, here!" <--Rules

Get em, Paul!!!LightsaberGunChair

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When I was young, I did a lot of stupid things.Blushing
Now that I'm much older and wiser... I'm REALLY "paying" for those "youthful indiscretions" I did so long ago!Cry
If I had it all to do over again... I would, in a heartbeat - they were FUN!!!YesLaugh

Where ever you may be, that's where you are - you can never run away from yourself, so deal with it, and stop your whining!Dry
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#60
Come on Vulcan, you're 3x stronger than a human... you can take them!! Wink
If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. ~ St. Clement of Alexandra
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