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Lightsaber Warning Labels
What would some possible warning labels on a Lightsaber be?

Do not touch blade. May cause severe burns or death!
I am dead but I must still go to work. -The Sixth Sense
Warning: Keep out of the reach of non-force users.

Not to be used on politicians, no matter how tempting.
Ford: Don't worry, I trust them to the end of the Earth.
Arthur: And how long is that?
Ford: About 12 minutes.
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Not for use as a tooth pick.

Blades are NOT blue berry, cherry, grape and lime lollipops, DO NOT LICK BLADE!!!
T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"

Do not use on Vulcans, no matter how annoying they might be. Wink
Here is where my signature begins...

And here is where my signature ends. What, were you expecting more?
WARNING! Do not use on Moderators either Wink Wink
Warning, do not use to pick nose. Smile


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