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So how would you?
Where's my tinfoil hat!? Laugh
sneeze on them Blink
Sell out the human race for a comfy place in the new regime. Tongue
I would do gross stuff, like pick my nose and flick it at them when they weren't looking. And stop washing my hands after going to the bathroom. And I would also stop cleaning my apartment, to increase the development of germs.

But that's post invasion stuff. During the initial attack, I would hide in the nearest basement and cry like a little girl who has just lost her doll. Wink
Duct tape, Bug spray and Lighter Wink
I'd do what the people in movies do. Scream, run around like a ninny, get tossed around by explosions, learn how to do the Wilhelm. That sort of thing.

Of course, I believe Tom Cruise is already prepared. Wink
I would fly one of their own spacecrafts into the mothership. Then put a virus into their computer along with this HUGE bomb and fly out before the whole thing goes... BOOM!
Somewhere I heard that if I spread peanut butter over VulcanStevens will deter an alien invasion.
(11-14-2008 04:52 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote: [ -> ]Somewhere I heard that if I spread peanut butter over VulcanStevens will deter an alien invasion.

I have inside knowledge that really works. Wink So for true protection you all should buy stock in peanut butter companies...
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