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Abdullah: The toilet is clogged up.
Khamenei: Well go unclog it then you idiot. You call yourself the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques, so do what Custodians do and unclog it, it's not that hard!

King Abdullah: You're a Zionist.
Khamenei: Thanks for that terrific news asshole. I'm knee-deep in crap now! If Mahmoud and the other mullahs find out, I'm ! I'm the supreme-hypocrite-leader now dammit!

Abdullah: You seem to be having trouble moving.
Khamenei: It should be obvious that Mahmoud been playing around with the super glue again. I'm stuck to the chair you idiot! I'm sure Mahmoud is laughing his ass off in an air vent right now!

*Abdullah states at Khamenei*
Khamenei: Stop staring and say something or get the hell out. Say something! I have things to do! You must have something to tell me, even if it's something stupid. Tell me!

or...


Abdullah: We're upside down.
Khamenei: You don't think I've noticed? I'm still trying to figure out how we're still sitting, dammit!

(05-28-2010 10:34 PM)VulcanStevens Wrote: [ -> ]
Abdullah: We're upside down.
Khamenei: You don't think I've noticed? I'm still trying to figure out how we're still sitting, dammit!

Abdullah: So does this make us... Klingons?
Khamenei: SHUT UP!

*Abdullah farts*
Khamenei: You're nasty! It's my office, and now you're going to leave a disgusting smell in it! Bring me an air freshener now, dammit!

Abdullah: Your car has been stolen.
Khamenei: I told Mahmoud to keep an eye on it, damn that idiot! He failed a simple task! Bring me that idiot Mahmoud now!

Abdullah: Everyone knows you're a bed wetter.
Khamenei: So that's why nobody takes me seriously and laughs at me. How did it get out? I bet it was Mahmoud, wasn't it? Damn him!

These are funny!


Abdullah: Your love of the Teletubbies has been leaked.
Khamenei: So everyone knows? Oh ! This will ruin me! Nobody will take me seriously anymore. Dammit!

Abdullah: You suck.
Khamenei: How dare you say that to me! Apologize to me NOW! Did Mahmoud send you? That twat! Go swear at Mahmoud, NOW!

Abdullah: Today is the day.
Khamenei: The day for what, you idiot? The day you stop pissing me off? I doubt that'll happen!

Abdullah: Your approval rating has dropped to 0%.
Khamenei: Now why would people disapprove of me? I fixed Health Care, dammit! I blame Mahmoud! All his crappy speeches have destroyed me!

Abdullah: I think we've been vandalized.
Khamenei: MAHMOUD! What the were you thinking!
Mahmoud: I told him I was going to remodel today.
Abdullah: You could've at least spelled 'here' correctly.

(06-18-2010 11:29 PM)Wenty321 Wrote: [ -> ]
Abdullah: I think we've been vandalized.
Khamenei: MAHMOUD! What the were you thinking!
Mahmoud: I told him I was going to remodel today.
Abdullah: You could've at least spelled 'here' correctly.

Abdullah: I like the pink turban.
Khamenei: Shut up!
Abdullah: And the new flag colours.
Khamenei: SHUT UP!
Abdullah: And the Harry Potter dork glasses.
Khamenei: SHUT UP!