In this game, you come up with a product, then the next poster has to stick a warning label on it and then choose his product for the next poster to stick warnings on (when adding a warning label, do not post an "actual" warning labels!)
Ok, I'll start:
Blowtorch
Warning: Do not attempt to light farts with.
Super Soaker
Warning: Not to be filled with gas and lighted.
Phone Book
WARNING: Do not read when you are bored or contemplating suicide.
Can Opener
Warning: Do not use as a can opener, could result in injury.
Gaven Scott
WARNING: Highly unpredictable. Do not provoke.
XBox
Warning: Keep playing or it will take your soul!
A glass
Warning: Keep out of reach of reach of sleazy politicians.
A shoe
WARNING: Do not throw at bad presidents.
Dynamite
WARNING: Not to be placed within 50 yards of a Mythbuster.
Campbell's soup
Warning: In Soviet Russia, Campbell's soup eats YOU!
Tea
WARNING: May make the British go crazy.
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