Me and a few threads were laughing about this, and I had to post this. What do you think are some funny ways to get yourself killed easily in the Star Wars galaxy?
-Play baseball with a thermal detonator.
-Be a TIE Fighter pilot
-Smoke too many death sticks
Any others?
Be in charge of a Star Destroyer & mess up
Diss the Force in front of Vader
Fly around in circles around the Sarlaac pit with a speeder trying to see how many times you can do it without falling in.
-Juggling with lightsabers.
-Using a lightsaber to scratch that hard to reach spot on your back.
-And the killer: Beat Chewbacca at chess!
Run down the hallway of an Imperial ship screaming, "Long live the rebellion!"
Walk into Skywalker Ranch dressed as Captain Kirk.
Hold your lightsaber in the wrong direction when you turn it on.
Tell Han he didn't really shoot Greedo first.
Reveal yourself as Jar Jar's #1 fan.
tell vader that your lightsaber is bigger than his.
get drunk and make a pass at jaaba
When Vader confronts you about a problem start screaming "It's not my fault!" repeatedly.
Tell Palpatine he has an ugly nose.
Tell Boba Fett he sucks.
Dress up like a Sith and walk into the Jedi temple.
Steal Vader's TIE Interceptor and take it for a joyride.
Turn on your lightsaber when it's pointing the wrong direction.
Be in the same building as Borsk Fey'lya in Star by Star
Tell Vader he's stupid
Tell the Emperor about skin cream
Charge the Emperor's personal account with tons of adult telephone calls/porn.
Walk though the corridors of the Death Star with a big sign that says "Collecting donations for the Rebellion".
Let Jar Jar play with a lightsaber or any other weapon.
tell yoda size matters
throw a frog at sebulba
knock on darth vader's helmet and say "hello, is anybody in there"
Tell Chewie that you killed Han Solo.
Make out with Padme in front of Anakin.
Hold an Ewok convention on a Star Destroyer.
Step on Darth Vader's cape while walking behind him.
Tell Jabba the truth about his breath.
Ask Palps if he wears underwear under his robes.
Ask Vader if his... manly stuff was burned off on Mustafar.