Galaxies Realm

Yeah, that first caption contest ran a bit longer than I anticipated. Anyway, the winner of the previous contest was Eagle of the Desert3 with this caption:

(09-01-2008 09:32 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote: [ -> ]
Obi-wan: And here I thought the Sith would be the absolute last group to even consider legalizing Gay marriage.

Anyway, new pic, from The Phantom Menace:

Obi-Wan: Master, I thought the scans indicated intelligent life on this planet.

Obi-wan: I say we beat him to death with a heavy rock right now, Master. The light side of the Force and Jedi Code be damned.

Qui-Gon: I sense a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of fans just cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Obi-wan:You know, I could accidentally kill him now master and save the galaxy a lot of pain and suffering.

Qui-Gon: See, Obi-Wan? This is why I've been telling you since you were a small child that SOME nature and exotic species preservation efforts are just a waste of time and money.

Obi-wan: What it is?
Qui-gon: Retarded. Come on. Let's get going before he gets more screen time.

Obi-wan: There goes the neighborhood.

announcer: next week, on survivor: naboo...

Qui-Gon: Careful Obi-wan, CGI people get really annoyed when you stare at them for too long.

Qui-Gon: Ah...what a beauty! I have not seen such a realistic statue in years. Look at the skin texture and the muscle form. A true piece of artwork indeed.
Obi-Wan: (thinking) WTF?

Jar Jar exhales deeply as Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan try not to succumb to the power of his fish breath.

after the cool gungan new kid came obi-wan always felt left out

Qui-Gon: We've been wandering around for hours now, are you SURE you know where you're going?
Jar Jar: Umm, mesa left map back at home.
Obi-Wan: Master, can I kill him now?

Jar Jar: Qui-gon, Mesa your father.
Qui-gon: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Obi-wan pulls out his lightsaber and kills Jar Jar)
Qui-gon: Obi-wan, did you really have to do that?
Obi-wan: YES! Besides, no one likes him.
Qui-gon: Good, let's get out of here before Lucas changes his mind.