You don't eat cheese.
Why are people generally stupid?
Because stupid is the new clever.
Why do I eat cheese?
Because it was there.
How do you enter a box?
With a large hammer.
Why is there so many questions about cheese here?
Because the moon is made of it
Why do people spam?
They like to see you cry.
Why does hairspray catch on fire?
Because it has cheese in it
Why do matches make fire?