Galaxies Realm

(04-21-2009 04:11 PM)Qui-Gon Jinn Wrote: [ -> ]Come on Vulcan, you're 3x stronger than a human... you can take them!!

Dr. Himmelheber: Not when she's in a straight-jacket and pumped full of sedatives, Qui-Gon.
Vulcan: Come on, you chickens; take your best shot!
Dr. Bender: Yeah; stick her with our "best shot" of sedatives... before she takes her clothes off, again!
Dr. Himmelheber: Wait a minute... let's think this over, first.
*All doctors drool as Vulcan removes her clothes*

(04-21-2009 04:11 PM)Qui-Gon Jinn Wrote: [ -> ]Come on Vulcan, you're 3x stronger than a human... you can take them!!

Ah yes, but we are 6X more people that her (not counting her "split-personality personas" in her head) and can gang-up on her, put her in a straight-jacket, pump her FULL of sedatives (she likes that part ) and then... ZAP!!! her with Electro-shock therapy, see?

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Dr. Himmelheber: It's worse than we thought, doctors; NOW Ms. Blalock has another "personality" in her head - a certain "Qui-Gon Jinn" - a "he's" trying to help her "assault" us, now!
Dr. Bender: No problem, my fellow doctors... NURSE, bring out the Brain-Zapper machine again!
Vulcan: NO-o-o-o...!!! Bye bye, Qui-Gon Jinn, my friend...
Dr. Spencer: Ready... CLEAR!!!
Vulcan: NO-o-o-o...!***
ZAP!!!
*inside Vulcan's (fried) head...*
T'Pol wakes up, in a cold-sweat, screaming...
T'Pol: ...NO-o-o-o... huh?!!!
She looks around her cabin, notices she's NAKED, and then hears a voice...
Commander Trip-Tucker/Jason Clayton: What's the matter, sweety-pie - havin' that bad dream again?
T'Pol/Vulcan: Yes, and this time, YOU weren't there. By the way, why are you in my quarters, naked, and in bed with me, Commander Tucker/Clayton?
JasClay/Trip: Our nightly "accu-pressure" therapy... and we are MARRIED now, remember Hon'?
Vulcan (lying): Er, ummm... why, yes, I remember - of course I do.
*A baby crying in the next room can be heard*
Vulcan (Cont'd): What is THAT?
JasClay/Trip: That's "little Amanda" - our BABY, don't you remember?
Vulcan (lying): Er, ummm... why, yes, I remember - of course I do.
JasClay/Trip: Hmmm... I think you're lyin' to me again, Hon'... tryin' to get out of YOUR TURN to feed, and change the baby's diapers?
Vulcan: NO-o-o-o...!!!
*JasClay/Trip jumps out of bed and activates the Intercom...*
JasClay/Trip: This is Trip, to Dr. Phlox!!!
Dr. Flux/EagleOfTheDesert (V.O.): Yes Commander, what is it?
JasClay/Trip: I think you should get down here PRONTO, Doc... she's at it again - with the "Post-Partum, I-wanna-be-somebody-else" syndrome!
Dr. Flux/EotD: Ah yes, I hear her screaming - try what I told you before.
JasClay/Trip: Okay Doc; hold on... (Turns to screaming T'Pol/Vulcan) Tell me, Hon' - what is your name?
T'Pol/Vulcan: It's...it's... VULCAN STEVENS!!!
JasClay/Trip: Oh no, you're right Doc - she's gone off the deep end again!!!
Dr. Flux/EotD: I warned you about this;I'll be right there... with the Stun-Dart Gun - chocked FULL of nice sleepy-time sedatives for her!
JasClay/Trip: Should I dress her first - she's NAKED, ya know?
Dr. Flux/EotD: Ummm...er, don't bother, Commander - it could be dangerous. Leave her JUST the way she is - and take pictures too. We may need them... for scientific purposes, later.

To be continued...

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(04-21-2009 07:21 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-21-2009 04:11 PM)Qui-Gon Jinn Wrote: [ -> ]Come on Vulcan, you're 3x stronger than a human... you can take them!!

Dr. Himmelheber: Not when she's in a straight-jacket and pumped full of sedatives, Qui-Gon.
Vulcan: Come on, you chickens; take your best shot!
Dr. Bender: Yeah; stick her with our "best shot" of sedatives... before she takes her clothes off, again!
Dr. Himmelheber: Wait a minute... let's think this over, first.
*All doctors drool as Vulcan removes her clothes*

Nice one, Darth Trip... we think alike!!!

(04-21-2009 04:11 PM)Qui-Gon Jinn Wrote: [ -> ]Come on Vulcan, you're 3x stronger than a human... you can take them!!

You're right! (loading a phaser) I'll do it.

Vulcan: Oh Terrell... I'll take my shirt off.

Dr. Himmelheber: OHHHH!!!!

(Vulcan shoots him)

Dr. Spencer: Vulcan...

Vulcan: SHUT UP! (Shoots Dr. Spencer) Finished!

(04-22-2009 10:46 PM)VulcanStevens Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-21-2009 04:11 PM)Qui-Gon Jinn Wrote: [ -> ]Come on Vulcan, you're 3x stronger than a human... you can take them!!

You're right! (loading a phaser) I'll do it.

Vulcan: Oh Terrell... I'll take my shirt off.

Dr. Himmelheber: OHHHH!!!!

(Vulcan shoots him)

Dr. Spencer: Vulcan...

Vulcan: SHUT UP! (Shoots Dr. Spencer) Finished!

Dr. Spencer: Why is Ms. Blalock "smiling" like that, while in an Eletro-shock COMA, doctors?
Dr. Himmelheber: I'm not sure doctor, but what puzzles - and delights - me the most is,why is she taking off her shirt, then pointing her arm out and making funny sounds... THEN smiling like that?
Dr. Bender: All that's not important - what's really important is...she's taking off her SHIRT!!!
Dr. EotD: Yeah, that and... we're getting some GREAT pictures!!!
Dr. Clayton walks in the room...
Dr. Clayton: HEY?! What are all you doctors doing here with MY patient, Ms. Jolene Blalock?!!!
ALL Doctors in unison: Research!



Dr.Terrell Himmelheber RUNS out before a certain Vulcan female can KICK HIM IN THE NUTS again!!!

(04-23-2009 06:09 AM)DrThimmel Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-22-2009 10:46 PM)VulcanStevens Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-21-2009 04:11 PM)Qui-Gon Jinn Wrote: [ -> ]Come on Vulcan, you're 3x stronger than a human... you can take them!!

You're right! (loading a phaser) I'll do it.

Vulcan: Oh Terrell... I'll take my shirt off.

Dr. Himmelheber: OHHHH!!!!

(Vulcan shoots him)

Dr. Spencer: Vulcan...

Vulcan: SHUT UP! (Shoots Dr. Spencer) Finished!

Dr. Spencer: Why is Ms. Blalock "smiling" like that, while in an Eletro-shock COMA, doctors?
Dr. Himmelheber: I'm not sure doctor, but what puzzles - and delights - me the most is,why is she taking off her shirt, then pointing her arm out and making funny sounds... THEN smiling like that?
Dr. Bender: All that's not important - what's really important is...she's taking off her SHIRT!!!
Dr. EotD: Yeah, that and... we're getting some GREAT pictures!!!
Dr. Clayton walks in the room...
Dr. Clayton: HEY?! What are all you doctors doing here with MY patient, Ms. Jolene Blalock?!!!
ALL Doctors in unison: Research!



Dr.Terrell Himmelheber RUNS out before a certain Vulcan female can KICK HIM IN THE NUTS again!!!

Ummm... I hope you (all) know, I'm just kidding and parodying here?

Don't tell me that I'M the last to post in this thread?!!! We aren't even close to 100 yet, gang?!

Don't worry Doc, you're not the last post in this thread, I am.

No, Gaven, I am.

I'm an expert thread killer.

Nobody can beat me at thread killing, as I can slap a nice shiny padlock on any thread I like and truly have the last say. Of course I've had no reason to do it... yet.

(04-25-2009 02:28 PM)Qui-Gon Jinn Wrote: [ -> ]No, Gaven, I am.

I'm an expert thread killer.

No, I am. And didn't I kill you once before?

(04-25-2009 07:54 PM)DarthMaul6 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-25-2009 02:28 PM)Qui-Gon Jinn Wrote: [ -> ]No, Gaven, I am.

I'm an expert thread killer.

No, I am. And didn't I kill you once before?

Didn't Obi-wan chop you in half?

(04-25-2009 11:57 AM)Gaven Scott Wrote: [ -> ]Don't worry Doc, you're not the last post in this thread, I am.

Thank GOODNESS... I am NOT alone - except maybe in the VS/Blalock Parody?!!!

(04-25-2009 02:28 PM)Qui-Gon Jinn Wrote: [ -> ]No, Gaven, I am.

I'm an expert thread killer.

Not YOU too, Qui Gon?!!! Weren't you helping the "delusional" VS/Blalock out, before?

Dr. Himmelheber: Doctors - load up another "sleepy-time sedative" shot for this NEW patient...he thinks he's on some "GalaxiesRealm" Message Board, like Ms.Blalock does. And we DON'T want to see HIM get naked, do we?!!!

(04-25-2009 06:54 PM)Starpaul20 Wrote: [ -> ]Nobody can beat me at thread killing, as I can slap a nice shiny padlock on any thread I like and truly have the last say. Of course I've had no reason to do it... yet.

I agree with your prognosis, Dr. Bender - but keep those spare straight-jackets handy, just in case, okay?!!!

(04-25-2009 07:54 PM)DarthMaul6 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-25-2009 02:28 PM)Qui-Gon Jinn Wrote: [ -> ]No, Gaven, I am.

I'm an expert thread killer.

No, I am. And didn't I kill you once before?

Get the Brain-Zapper machine ready... the delusional thinking is SPREADING rapidly... and I didn't know it could be contagious!!!

(04-25-2009 10:46 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-25-2009 07:54 PM)DarthMaul6 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-25-2009 02:28 PM)Qui-Gon Jinn Wrote: [ -> ]No, Gaven, I am.

I'm an expert thread killer.

No, I am. And didn't I kill you once before?

Didn't Obi-wan chop you in half?

I thought that was either Anekin Skywalker, or... an delusional VulcanStevens/Ms. Blalock - armed with a Phazer pistol?!!!

MOLE!... Mole... *poke poke* Mole...

(04-27-2009 01:02 PM)Argogen Wrote: [ -> ]

MOLE!... Mole... *poke poke* Mole...

Hey, don't poke at the mole!

Check out my guns and drinks

(04-27-2009 08:35 PM)VulcanStevens Wrote: [ -> ]Check out my guns and drinks

That almost like an advertisement for the government agency, the ATF, but you forgot ONE thing, the smoking smile:

- Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, three things that DON'T go well together!