Galaxies Realm

(04-09-2009 03:22 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-08-2009 09:48 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-08-2009 02:59 PM)master_of_the_force Wrote: [ -> ]Do it, NOW dammit!!! :pirate

OK! What am I supposed to do!!! :angry

Perhaps we should find Thimmel, he'll know what to do!

Yes, I know what to do... RUN with it, guys and gals!!!

Darn it... no "eek-out" smiley!!! Oh well, at least I could (above) stick my tongue out,give the "moose ears" taunting wave-wiggle, and say, "Naw-ny, naw-ny, nanners!!!" at you all, right?!!! I'm-m-m-m-m-m BACK!!! Give up NOW?!!!

(04-13-2009 05:04 PM)VulcanStevens Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-09-2009 03:22 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-08-2009 09:48 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-08-2009 02:59 PM)master_of_the_force Wrote: [ -> ]Do it, NOW dammit!!!

OK! What am I supposed to do!!!

Perhaps we should find Thimmel, he'll know what to do!

I've shot him a PM.

Hey, someone just took a "SHOT" (in a PM) at me - I heard the bullet whistle past my HEAD!!!

RED ALERT... raise shields...lock ALL weapons... FIRE!!!

LOL!!!

I guess I'm number 46 to post here - who will be #100?!!!

(04-13-2009 05:04 PM)VulcanStevens Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-09-2009 03:22 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-08-2009 09:48 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-08-2009 02:59 PM)master_of_the_force Wrote: [ -> ]Do it, NOW dammit!!!

OK! What am I supposed to do!!!

Perhaps we should find Thimmel, he'll know what to do!

I've shot him a PM.

Hey, watch when you shoot people PMs, you can take someone's eye out. And I'm the one who has to clean it up!

Good one, EotD!!!

Look at this... someone "put my eye out" here?!!! <-- Note the eye-patch?

<-- See without the eye-patch... NO eye?!!!

LOL!!!

(04-08-2009 09:48 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-08-2009 02:59 PM)master_of_the_force Wrote: [ -> ]Do it, NOW dammit!!!

OK! What am I supposed to do!!!

Wait by the door for guys in white to show up. Do what they tell you to do and don't argue with them. They will take you to a 'fun house'

(04-14-2009 07:03 PM)Wenty321 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-08-2009 09:48 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-08-2009 02:59 PM)master_of_the_force Wrote: [ -> ]Do it, NOW dammit!!!

OK! What am I supposed to do!!!

Wait by the door for guys in white to show up. Do what they tell you to do and don't argue with them. They will take you to a 'fun house'

*Phone rings in mental institution*

Doctor: Hello, Dr Smith speaking, how can I help?
Wenty321: Hi, I wish to arrange for a member of an internet message board to be assessed by your team Doctor, I feel he needs serious help.
Doctor: Whats his name miss?
Wenty321: Eagle of the Desert3
Doctor: Is this a joke? We already have an Eagle of the Desert3 here, he has been a patient here for 10 years, he is locked in a padded cell and has no access to the internet.

*Somewhere else...*

*Eagle of the Desert3 wakes in his padded cell*

Nurse: Are you ok Eagle?
Eagle of the Desert3: I was dreaming... it was strange, I was part of a community of people who posted messages on an internet forum about Star Wars! What is this 'Internet' Nurse?
Nurse: Ummm... here have some more pills.

Doctor: I recommend a pre-frontal lobotomy. He's having the 'Galaxies Realm dream again... and this time he's think he's a moderator!

So Eagle of the Desert3 is a figment of our collective imaginations? That explains alot of things.

On the other hand...
VulcanStevens: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Doctor: What is it?
Vulcan: Enterprise got canceled!!!!
Doctor: She's having the Enterprise dream again.
Vulcan: Wait a minute... you're DrThimmel, aren't you?
Doctor: I don't know who this 'DrThimmel' is. My name is Dr. Terrell Himmelheber and this is my partner, Dr. Wenty Spencer.
Vulcan: No way, I KNOW YOU'RE DrThimmel and you're Wenty321. You're both part of a message board called Galaxies Realm.
Dr. Spencer: There is no such thing as 'Galaxies Realm'.
Vulcan: What about Starpaul20? Eagle of the Desert3? DarthTrip101? They're all members...
Dr. Himmelheber: You refer to Dr. Paul Bender, Dr. Alan Burnett and Dr. John Letzer. All of them are doctors here.
Vulcan: What about Enterprise Only? The forum for the fifth Star Trek...
Dr. Himmelheber: There is no fifth Star Trek series. There have only been four.
Vulcan: This can't be!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!
Dr. Spencer: Ms. Blalock, calm down!
Vulcan: What did you call me?
Dr. Spencer: I called you by your name, Jolene Blalock.
Vulcan: My name is Amanda Stevens!
Dr. Himmelheber: No, that's a name you made up. Your real name is Jolene Blalock.
Vulcan: That's impossible. She's on Enterprise... with the guy from Quantum Leap!
Dr. Spencer: No, she's you and there has never been a Star Trek named Enterprise, it's all in your mind.
Vulcan: NO! THAT can't be!!!!!
Dr. Spencer: I think she needs Electro-shock again.
Dr. Himmelheber: I agree

More from "The mind of an insane VulcanStevens"...

Vulcan: Please, I know Enterprise existed!
Dr. Wenty Spencer: Ms. Blalock, it doesn't exist!
Vulcan: I know it did!
Dr. Spencer: Take this test, if you pass, you're out.
Vulcan: Ok... question 1, Do I wet myself? Well, even the best of us have an occasional accident, so 'yes'. question 2, do you call the doctor 'Wenty321'? 'yes'...
Dr. Spencer: You failed! MEN!
Dr. John Letzer: Come on Jolene...
Dr. Paul Bender: Yes Jolene...
Vulcan: DarthTrip101, Starpaul20, please it's me, VulcanStevens!
Dr. Spencer: Be careful men, she wet her pants.

Dr. Himmelheber: I recommend Ms. Blalock gets a "Frontal Lobotomy" here.
ALL other Dr.s nod agreement...
Vulcan/Jolene: I want a "bottle in front of me" instead, doctors!
Dr. Bender: Oh no, it's worse than we thought; NOW she's having the Existentialist's Delusion and Plagiarism Psychosis too! Sad case, indeed.
Dr. Lester: Nurse, get the sedatives prepped and fire up the Brain Zapper machine... STAT!!!
Dr. Wenty: Ready... CLEAR!!!
ZAP!!!
*meanwhile, inside Vulcan's mind...*
Captain Archer shakes T'Pol awake!!!
Archer: Commander, are you alright?!
T'Pol: YesCaptain; I just had the strangest dream... and YOUwerethere, andsomeweird doctors and...
Archer:What are you talking about, Jolene... stick to the script?!
*A VOICE from off-screen shouts angrily...*
Director (Dr.? ) Himmelheber: CUT cut cut!!! What were you thinking there, Jo?! Now we are WAY behind our production schedule for this episode! No wonder we are getting canceled after this season!
Jolene/Vulcan: NO-o-o-o-o-o-o...!!!
*Jolene collapses on the floor in fetal position, screaming - as Jolene's Agent runs on the set, shouting frantically...*
Agent Paul Bender (of Bender & Bender Agency): NOW you've done it! She JUST got out of rehab and the mental hospital, and now she's going to HAVE to go back again! (Turns to crouch over distressed Jolene) Are you okay, Jo... SPEAK to me?!
Jolene/Vulcan: I need to get on-line and post to my friends on the "message board" - NOW?!!!
Assistant Director Wenty: I have the mental hospital - Galaxies Realm Asylum - on the phone; they're sending a padded van RIGHT over!!!

To be continued...

this is so funny, i'm crying

Dr. Himmelheber: I'm sorry, Ms. Blalock, we've had to resort to this.
Dr. Spencer: You need electro-shock, to stop you from having these delusions.
Vulcan: No... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*later...*
Dr. Spencer: Real or not? (holds up picture of George Washington)
Vulcan: Real
Dr. Spencer: Real or not? (holds up picture of Robin Hood)
Vulcan: Real
Dr. Spencer: Sorry Jolene, but recent evidence says Robin Hood did not exist. More electro-shock!
Vulcan: Wenty321, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Dr. Spencer: Sure you will. Now get to posting more in The Cantina!
Eagle of the Desert3: You heard the man.
Vulcan: Wait, I'm back!
Dr. Spencer: What? No, Jolene... *sticks her with a sedative*

LOL

More of "The mind of an insane VulcanStevens" please, preferably with me in it!

Vulcan: Yeah, I'll write him into it.

Dr. Spencer: Who are you talking to Jolene?

Vulcan: Eagle of the Desert3, why?

Dr. Himmelheber: More delusions...

Vulcan: Ah, Shut up. *Kicks Dr. Himmelheber in the balls*

Dr. Himmelheber: Nice try, but i've been kicked too many times down there for it to affect me.

Dr. Spencer: We need the Professor on Psychopaths.

Professor Alan Burnett: Somebody call for me?

Vulcan: I don't believe it! You're Eagle of the Desert3!

TO BE CONTINUED...

I just LOVE you "guys and dolls" - sorry, my sister is directing "Guys & Dolls" at CSUF/Cal State University Fullerton, and I saw it!!!

Parody-licious stuff here...keep it coming!!!

One thing...PLEASE, no more "kicking me in the balls" okay?!!! ~

That really HURTS!!!

Ask Paul, I think it's actually written in the TOS - "NO "kicking in balls" of fellow (male) members, here!" <--

Get em, Paul!!!

The Doc

Come on Vulcan, you're 3x stronger than a human... you can take them!!