... I hereby announce my candidacy for President of The Cantina. I am backed by Republican Posters Party of MyBB. If I am elected to office, I vow to make good on my campaign promises:
1. To create a new chat thread that will actually be used. Doing so will greatly decrease the board's dependency on other forums. It will be a free chat thread that is accepting to all.
2. We will put vending machines in the cafeteria!
3. I will lower your taxes.
We will be holding more press conferences as election day gets closer.
Since when has this become a democracy? I thought I was the absolute dictator President around these parts.
Funny, Eagle.
Because you will never beat me, leader of the Board's Democratic Party. I will trash you in all public debates and other stuff like that.
(09-20-2008 08:35 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote: [ -> ]3. I will lower your taxes.
We pay taxes, since when?
Also, when do we vote?
(09-23-2008 01:24 PM)freelancer1687 Wrote: [ -> ] (09-20-2008 08:35 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote: [ -> ]3. I will lower your taxes.
We pay taxes, since when?
*waves hand* You do not pay any taxes.
(09-23-2008 01:24 PM)freelancer1687 Wrote: [ -> ]Also, when do we vote?
Usually you vote on Election Day.
will i be able to vote? cause i'm only 15
(09-29-2008 12:25 PM)Tulak Hord Wrote: [ -> ]will i be able to vote? cause i'm only 15
Yeah you can but you must vote for me
(09-23-2008 11:59 PM)Starpaul20 Wrote: [ -> ] (09-23-2008 01:24 PM)freelancer1687 Wrote: [ -> ] (09-20-2008 08:35 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote: [ -> ]3. I will lower your taxes.
We pay taxes, since when?
*waves hand* You do not pay any taxes.
That's incumbent propaganda, you pay 10 posts per year to the Administration. I will drop that amount to 1 post and give some to the Mods as well!
Or not... just don't vote for my opponent!
Hey, Eagle, can I be your running mate?
(10-03-2008 01:41 PM)Wenty321 Wrote: [ -> ]Hey, Eagle, can I be your running mate?
Eh, sure, why not?
Here's our new slogan: Eagle/Wenty '08, the TRUE choice for The Cantina.
I'll vote for whoever promises to get rid of all those evil spammers, which as we all know, are the cause of all the problems in the world.
Or you could just bribe me, (why not, I'm from DC). Either way is fine.
Before I decide who to vote for, I need to know: what is your stance on immigration and cloning?
(10-09-2008 03:51 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote: [ -> ]Before I decide who to vote for, I need to know: what is your stance on immigration and cloning?
You mean I gotta talk about actual issues? Can't you just vote for me and hope for the best?
(10-09-2008 03:51 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote: [ -> ]Before I decide who to vote for, I need to know: what is your stance on immigration and cloning?
You see, unlike my candidate I will talk about issues affecting the board.
We move that all new posters to these board must be able to recite the opening scrolls of all six movies and get at least 95% on a Star Wars trivia test.
Wenty and I also support cloning of a new standing moderating team. In fact, we've made sure that when the time is right,
we will utter Order 66 and they will move them to wipe out dissident members and admi... I've said too much. Ignore that last part.
When do we vote, because Election day was 2 days ago?